THE DREADFULLY DELIGHTFUL EXISTENCE OF SEMI-SPECTRAL THINGS 30 X 30 inches acrylic on wood panel  

THE DREADFULLY DELIGHTFUL EXISTENCE OF SEMI-SPECTRAL THINGS

30 X 30 inches

acrylic on wood panel

 

INSTRUMENTS OF DEFENSE AND ATTACK
INSTRUMENTS OF DEFENSE AND ATTACK

18 X 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

SHE DRUNKENLY APPROACHED ME IN A BAR, ASKED IF I WOULD "DO HER A RUDENESS"—AND YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE
SHE DRUNKENLY APPROACHED ME IN A BAR, ASKED IF I WOULD "DO HER A RUDENESS"—AND YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE

14 x 14 inches

acrylic on wood panel

INAPPROPRIATE AND UNSETTLING STORIES FOR THE SWIFT SILENCING OF A PRECOCIOUS CHILD
INAPPROPRIATE AND UNSETTLING STORIES FOR THE SWIFT SILENCING OF A PRECOCIOUS CHILD

11 x 14 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES, YET HERE I AM AT HALF PAST FOUR IN THE MORNING, HOLDING A TASER AND ZIP TIE HANDCUFFS
THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES, YET HERE I AM AT HALF PAST FOUR IN THE MORNING, HOLDING A TASER AND ZIP TIE HANDCUFFS

14 x 14 inches 

acrylic on wood panel

DEFIANTLY EFFERVESCENT IN THE FACE OF THE SIXTH EXTINCTION 30 x 30 inches acrylic on wood panel

DEFIANTLY
EFFERVESCENT IN THE FACE OF THE SIXTH EXTINCTION

30 x 30 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THE 56-ACRE NO-KILL SANCTUARY FOR OPRAH'S EX-ASSISTANTS
THE 56-ACRE NO-KILL SANCTUARY FOR OPRAH'S EX-ASSISTANTS

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on canvas

COUP DE GRACE AS A PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
COUP DE GRACE AS A PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE

30 x 30 inches

acrylic on wood panel

OVERDRESSED AND UNDERAPPRECIATED
OVERDRESSED AND UNDERAPPRECIATED

36 x 48 inches

acrylic on wood panel

FAIRY STORIES AND LEGENDARY TALES TOLD IN THE DARKEST OF DYSTOPIAN NIGHTS, ON THE SHORE OF A RISING SEA
FAIRY STORIES AND LEGENDARY TALES TOLD IN THE DARKEST OF DYSTOPIAN NIGHTS, ON THE SHORE OF A RISING SEA

72 x 48 inches

acrylic on wood panel

IN THE LEAF LITTER, SOMETHING TRIES TO HIDE ITS OWN HEARTBEAT
IN THE LEAF LITTER, SOMETHING TRIES TO HIDE ITS OWN HEARTBEAT

24 x 20 inches

acrylic on wood panel

TENDING THE WEEDS IN A WATERY GARDEN
TENDING THE WEEDS IN A WATERY GARDEN

24 x 18 inches

acrylic on wood panel

HIGH, WIDE AND HANDSOME
HIGH, WIDE AND HANDSOME

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

I WILL PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOFT MAYBE
I WILL PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOFT MAYBE

8 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THREATS AND VIOLENCE
THREATS AND VIOLENCE

7 x 5 inches

acrylic on wood panel

IN THE BEGINNING, WE CALLED IT LOVE
IN THE BEGINNING, WE CALLED IT LOVE

8 x 8 

acrylic on wood panel

STRESS EATING AS SELF-EXPRESSION
STRESS EATING AS SELF-EXPRESSION

5 x 7 inches

acrylic on wood panel

IF YOU CLONE ME, MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS WILL BE TO KILL YOU ALL
IF YOU CLONE ME, MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS WILL BE TO KILL YOU ALL

14 x 11 inches

acrylic on wood panel

BEING DIGESTED WITHIN TOOTHED WHALES IS FOR SUCKERS
BEING DIGESTED WITHIN TOOTHED WHALES IS FOR SUCKERS

18 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

MOMENTS WHEN MY GAZE GOES VACANT
MOMENTS WHEN MY GAZE GOES VACANT

14 x 11 inches

acrylic on wood panel

KEEN-BRAINED AND PATIENT
KEEN-BRAINED AND PATIENT

18 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THE FACT THAT SOMETIMES MEAT GETS CAUGHT IN THE GEARS OF THE GRAND MACHINERY WAS A SMALL CONSOLATION
THE FACT THAT SOMETIMES MEAT GETS CAUGHT IN THE GEARS OF THE GRAND MACHINERY WAS A SMALL CONSOLATION

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on canvas

SHE NEVER LOOKED LOVELIER THAN WHEN STUMBLING UP TO A LATE NIGHT DRIVE THRU AND STARTING AN ALTERCATION
SHE NEVER LOOKED LOVELIER THAN WHEN STUMBLING UP TO A LATE NIGHT DRIVE THRU AND STARTING AN ALTERCATION

16 x 16 inches

acrylic on wood panel

I HAVE HEARD MY PRAISES SUNG IN SCREAMS
I HAVE HEARD MY PRAISES SUNG IN SCREAMS

24 x 36 inches

acrylic on canvas

I OFTEN FALL PREY TO THE POPULAR FALLACY KNOWN AS POSITIVE THINKING
I OFTEN FALL PREY TO THE POPULAR FALLACY KNOWN AS POSITIVE THINKING

10 x 8 inches

acrylic on wood panel

SOVEREIGNTY BESTOWED BY A SUBLIME AND ANCIENT PROCESS
SOVEREIGNTY BESTOWED BY A SUBLIME AND ANCIENT PROCESS

48 x 36 inches

acrylic on wood panel

MIXING A SEANCE WITH CHARADES SEEMED LIKE A FUN IDEA BUT OH CHRIST WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
MIXING A SEANCE WITH CHARADES SEEMED LIKE A FUN IDEA BUT OH CHRIST WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

18 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

TRICKERY AND DARK MAGIC
TRICKERY AND DARK MAGIC

20 x 18 inches

acrylic on wood panel

BENEATH MY SKETCHY AND STILTED NARRATIVE IS A LONGING FOR LONELINESS
BENEATH MY SKETCHY AND STILTED NARRATIVE IS A LONGING FOR LONELINESS

48 x 36 inches

acrylic on canvas

WRITING NOVELS SOLELY FOR THE DEDICATION PAGE DRAMA
WRITING NOVELS SOLELY FOR THE DEDICATION PAGE DRAMA

36 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY, THAT WE WOULD MAKE IT SOMEHOW, BUT IF SHE EXPECTED ME TO TAKE A SACK LUNCH TO WORK IT WAS OVER, GODDAMMIT
I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY, THAT WE WOULD MAKE IT SOMEHOW, BUT IF SHE EXPECTED ME TO TAKE A SACK LUNCH TO WORK IT WAS OVER, GODDAMMIT

16 x 16 inches

acrylic on wood panel

PURIFYING ANGEL OF THE DECOMPOSING CARCASS
PURIFYING ANGEL OF THE DECOMPOSING CARCASS

36 x 27 inches

acrylic on wood panel

CHASING THAT HALLUCINOGENIC HIGH UNIQUE TO EXPIRED MEXICAN INSECTICIDES
CHASING THAT HALLUCINOGENIC HIGH UNIQUE TO EXPIRED MEXICAN INSECTICIDES

10 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

IT HAD SEEMED SUCH INNOCENT PLEASURE
IT HAD SEEMED SUCH INNOCENT PLEASURE

9 x 12 inches

acrylic on wood panel

OH MY GOD DAMN
OH MY GOD DAMN

8 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

A SUDDEN POINT OF CONVERGENCE
A SUDDEN POINT OF CONVERGENCE

36 x 48 inches

acrylic on wood panel

HAD I BUT HANDS TO PUT ABOUT YOUR THROAT
HAD I BUT HANDS TO PUT ABOUT YOUR THROAT

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on canvas

I ASSUMED BETTING ON UNDERGROUND AMISH BUGGY RACES WOULD BE HARMLESS ENOUGH, BUT I HIT A LOSING STREAK AND NOW I'M IN DEEP WITH THE CHINBEARDS
I ASSUMED BETTING ON UNDERGROUND AMISH BUGGY RACES WOULD BE HARMLESS ENOUGH, BUT I HIT A LOSING STREAK AND NOW I'M IN DEEP WITH THE CHINBEARDS

8 x 16 inches

acrylic on wood panel

WITNESS TO MELANCHOLY SPECTACLES IN THE LAND OF THE RISE OF MAN
WITNESS TO MELANCHOLY SPECTACLES IN THE LAND OF THE RISE OF MAN

30 x 30 inches

acrylic on wood panel

PROLONGING REVENGE THROUGH REINCARNATION
PROLONGING REVENGE THROUGH REINCARNATION

20 x 16 inches

acrylic on wood panel

DAKOTA HAS RECENTLY PROCLAIMED THAT SHE IS A REINCARNATED 15TH CENTURY SERIAL KILLER, SO I'M CANCELING ALL SCHEDULED PLAYDATES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
DAKOTA HAS RECENTLY PROCLAIMED THAT SHE IS A REINCARNATED 15TH CENTURY SERIAL KILLER, SO I'M CANCELING ALL SCHEDULED PLAYDATES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

10 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THE DE-EXTINCTION MUSEUM OF BIOLOGICAL RESURRECTION
THE DE-EXTINCTION MUSEUM OF BIOLOGICAL RESURRECTION

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

MOM DRAGGING ME TO HER TOPLESS MAID APPOINTMENTS AFFORDED ME A FASCINATING GLIMPSE INTO THE WORLD OF MOPES AND SHITHEELS
MOM DRAGGING ME TO HER TOPLESS MAID APPOINTMENTS AFFORDED ME A FASCINATING GLIMPSE INTO THE WORLD OF MOPES AND SHITHEELS

20 x 20 inches

acrylic on canvas

AN UNEXPECTED AND EXTREMELY HEATED ARGUMENT WITH HER AMAZON ECHO REGARDING FLUSHABLE WET WIPES HAD LEFT HER SHAKEN AND UNNERVED
AN UNEXPECTED AND EXTREMELY HEATED ARGUMENT WITH HER AMAZON ECHO REGARDING FLUSHABLE WET WIPES HAD LEFT HER SHAKEN AND UNNERVED

16 x 20 inches

acrylic on canvas

WHEN I WAS INVITED BACK TO HIS PLACE, I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR MORE THAN A TOUR OF HIS FOR-PROFIT FERRET HOSPICE
WHEN I WAS INVITED BACK TO HIS PLACE, I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR MORE THAN A TOUR OF HIS FOR-PROFIT FERRET HOSPICE

8 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THE BOY DETECTIVE WHO GAVE UP SOLVING NEIGHBORHOOD CASES TO SIT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN A CLOUD OF HIS OWN STINK
THE BOY DETECTIVE WHO GAVE UP SOLVING NEIGHBORHOOD CASES TO SIT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN A CLOUD OF HIS OWN STINK

14 x 14 inches

acrylic on wood panel

STARTING TO RETHINK MY WELL-INTENTIONED EFFORT TO STRIKE UP A CULTURAL CONVERSATION WITH THE CAPS LOCK CROWD
STARTING TO RETHINK MY WELL-INTENTIONED EFFORT TO STRIKE UP A CULTURAL CONVERSATION WITH THE CAPS LOCK CROWD

30 x 30 inches

acrylic on canvas

THE EXHIBITION OF UNNATURAL INSTINCTS AMIDST THE DEATH THROES OF DEMOCRACY
THE EXHIBITION OF UNNATURAL INSTINCTS AMIDST THE DEATH THROES OF DEMOCRACY

36 x 48 inches

acrylic on wood panel

GRANDPA USED TO WHIP QUARTERS AT ME AND SCREAM "PULL THEM OUT OF YOUR EAR YOURSELF"
GRANDPA USED TO WHIP QUARTERS AT ME AND SCREAM "PULL THEM OUT OF YOUR EAR YOURSELF"

8 x 8 inches

acrylic on panel

EXISTENCE TASTES SWEETEST BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL
EXISTENCE TASTES SWEETEST BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL

16 x 20 inches

acrylic on wood panel

HERO WAS PERHAPS TOO STRONG A WORD, BUT I HAD BORNE THE BRUNT OF A DITCHWEED BLUNT
HERO WAS PERHAPS TOO STRONG A WORD, BUT I HAD BORNE THE BRUNT OF A DITCHWEED BLUNT

19 x 22 inches

acrylic on panel

JAYWALKER ON THE STREET, DIAGONAL SLEEPER IN THE SHEETS
JAYWALKER ON THE STREET, DIAGONAL SLEEPER IN THE SHEETS

16 x 20 inches

acrylic on wood panel

A FINANCIALLY UNSTABLE MESS, BUT AT THE LIQUOR STORE THEY CALL ME MA'AM
A FINANCIALLY UNSTABLE MESS, BUT AT THE LIQUOR STORE THEY CALL ME MA'AM

6 x 6 inches

acrylic on canvas

THE DREADFULLY DELIGHTFUL EXISTENCE OF SEMI-SPECTRAL THINGS 30 X 30 inches acrylic on wood panel  
INSTRUMENTS OF DEFENSE AND ATTACK
SHE DRUNKENLY APPROACHED ME IN A BAR, ASKED IF I WOULD "DO HER A RUDENESS"—AND YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE
INAPPROPRIATE AND UNSETTLING STORIES FOR THE SWIFT SILENCING OF A PRECOCIOUS CHILD
THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES, YET HERE I AM AT HALF PAST FOUR IN THE MORNING, HOLDING A TASER AND ZIP TIE HANDCUFFS
DEFIANTLY EFFERVESCENT IN THE FACE OF THE SIXTH EXTINCTION 30 x 30 inches acrylic on wood panel
THE 56-ACRE NO-KILL SANCTUARY FOR OPRAH'S EX-ASSISTANTS
COUP DE GRACE AS A PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
OVERDRESSED AND UNDERAPPRECIATED
FAIRY STORIES AND LEGENDARY TALES TOLD IN THE DARKEST OF DYSTOPIAN NIGHTS, ON THE SHORE OF A RISING SEA
IN THE LEAF LITTER, SOMETHING TRIES TO HIDE ITS OWN HEARTBEAT
TENDING THE WEEDS IN A WATERY GARDEN
HIGH, WIDE AND HANDSOME
I WILL PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOFT MAYBE
THREATS AND VIOLENCE
IN THE BEGINNING, WE CALLED IT LOVE
STRESS EATING AS SELF-EXPRESSION
IF YOU CLONE ME, MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS WILL BE TO KILL YOU ALL
BEING DIGESTED WITHIN TOOTHED WHALES IS FOR SUCKERS
MOMENTS WHEN MY GAZE GOES VACANT
KEEN-BRAINED AND PATIENT
THE FACT THAT SOMETIMES MEAT GETS CAUGHT IN THE GEARS OF THE GRAND MACHINERY WAS A SMALL CONSOLATION
SHE NEVER LOOKED LOVELIER THAN WHEN STUMBLING UP TO A LATE NIGHT DRIVE THRU AND STARTING AN ALTERCATION
I HAVE HEARD MY PRAISES SUNG IN SCREAMS
I OFTEN FALL PREY TO THE POPULAR FALLACY KNOWN AS POSITIVE THINKING
SOVEREIGNTY BESTOWED BY A SUBLIME AND ANCIENT PROCESS
MIXING A SEANCE WITH CHARADES SEEMED LIKE A FUN IDEA BUT OH CHRIST WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
TRICKERY AND DARK MAGIC
BENEATH MY SKETCHY AND STILTED NARRATIVE IS A LONGING FOR LONELINESS
WRITING NOVELS SOLELY FOR THE DEDICATION PAGE DRAMA
I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY, THAT WE WOULD MAKE IT SOMEHOW, BUT IF SHE EXPECTED ME TO TAKE A SACK LUNCH TO WORK IT WAS OVER, GODDAMMIT
PURIFYING ANGEL OF THE DECOMPOSING CARCASS
CHASING THAT HALLUCINOGENIC HIGH UNIQUE TO EXPIRED MEXICAN INSECTICIDES
IT HAD SEEMED SUCH INNOCENT PLEASURE
OH MY GOD DAMN
A SUDDEN POINT OF CONVERGENCE
HAD I BUT HANDS TO PUT ABOUT YOUR THROAT
I ASSUMED BETTING ON UNDERGROUND AMISH BUGGY RACES WOULD BE HARMLESS ENOUGH, BUT I HIT A LOSING STREAK AND NOW I'M IN DEEP WITH THE CHINBEARDS
WITNESS TO MELANCHOLY SPECTACLES IN THE LAND OF THE RISE OF MAN
PROLONGING REVENGE THROUGH REINCARNATION
DAKOTA HAS RECENTLY PROCLAIMED THAT SHE IS A REINCARNATED 15TH CENTURY SERIAL KILLER, SO I'M CANCELING ALL SCHEDULED PLAYDATES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
THE DE-EXTINCTION MUSEUM OF BIOLOGICAL RESURRECTION
MOM DRAGGING ME TO HER TOPLESS MAID APPOINTMENTS AFFORDED ME A FASCINATING GLIMPSE INTO THE WORLD OF MOPES AND SHITHEELS
AN UNEXPECTED AND EXTREMELY HEATED ARGUMENT WITH HER AMAZON ECHO REGARDING FLUSHABLE WET WIPES HAD LEFT HER SHAKEN AND UNNERVED
WHEN I WAS INVITED BACK TO HIS PLACE, I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR MORE THAN A TOUR OF HIS FOR-PROFIT FERRET HOSPICE
THE BOY DETECTIVE WHO GAVE UP SOLVING NEIGHBORHOOD CASES TO SIT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN A CLOUD OF HIS OWN STINK
STARTING TO RETHINK MY WELL-INTENTIONED EFFORT TO STRIKE UP A CULTURAL CONVERSATION WITH THE CAPS LOCK CROWD
THE EXHIBITION OF UNNATURAL INSTINCTS AMIDST THE DEATH THROES OF DEMOCRACY
GRANDPA USED TO WHIP QUARTERS AT ME AND SCREAM "PULL THEM OUT OF YOUR EAR YOURSELF"
EXISTENCE TASTES SWEETEST BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL
HERO WAS PERHAPS TOO STRONG A WORD, BUT I HAD BORNE THE BRUNT OF A DITCHWEED BLUNT
JAYWALKER ON THE STREET, DIAGONAL SLEEPER IN THE SHEETS
A FINANCIALLY UNSTABLE MESS, BUT AT THE LIQUOR STORE THEY CALL ME MA'AM

THE DREADFULLY DELIGHTFUL EXISTENCE OF SEMI-SPECTRAL THINGS

30 X 30 inches

acrylic on wood panel

 

INSTRUMENTS OF DEFENSE AND ATTACK

18 X 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

SHE DRUNKENLY APPROACHED ME IN A BAR, ASKED IF I WOULD "DO HER A RUDENESS"—AND YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER EVER SINCE

14 x 14 inches

acrylic on wood panel

INAPPROPRIATE AND UNSETTLING STORIES FOR THE SWIFT SILENCING OF A PRECOCIOUS CHILD

11 x 14 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES, YET HERE I AM AT HALF PAST FOUR IN THE MORNING, HOLDING A TASER AND ZIP TIE HANDCUFFS

14 x 14 inches 

acrylic on wood panel

DEFIANTLY
EFFERVESCENT IN THE FACE OF THE SIXTH EXTINCTION

30 x 30 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THE 56-ACRE NO-KILL SANCTUARY FOR OPRAH'S EX-ASSISTANTS

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on canvas

COUP DE GRACE AS A PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE

30 x 30 inches

acrylic on wood panel

OVERDRESSED AND UNDERAPPRECIATED

36 x 48 inches

acrylic on wood panel

FAIRY STORIES AND LEGENDARY TALES TOLD IN THE DARKEST OF DYSTOPIAN NIGHTS, ON THE SHORE OF A RISING SEA

72 x 48 inches

acrylic on wood panel

IN THE LEAF LITTER, SOMETHING TRIES TO HIDE ITS OWN HEARTBEAT

24 x 20 inches

acrylic on wood panel

TENDING THE WEEDS IN A WATERY GARDEN

24 x 18 inches

acrylic on wood panel

HIGH, WIDE AND HANDSOME

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

I WILL PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOFT MAYBE

8 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THREATS AND VIOLENCE

7 x 5 inches

acrylic on wood panel

IN THE BEGINNING, WE CALLED IT LOVE

8 x 8 

acrylic on wood panel

STRESS EATING AS SELF-EXPRESSION

5 x 7 inches

acrylic on wood panel

IF YOU CLONE ME, MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS WILL BE TO KILL YOU ALL

14 x 11 inches

acrylic on wood panel

BEING DIGESTED WITHIN TOOTHED WHALES IS FOR SUCKERS

18 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

MOMENTS WHEN MY GAZE GOES VACANT

14 x 11 inches

acrylic on wood panel

KEEN-BRAINED AND PATIENT

18 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THE FACT THAT SOMETIMES MEAT GETS CAUGHT IN THE GEARS OF THE GRAND MACHINERY WAS A SMALL CONSOLATION

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on canvas

SHE NEVER LOOKED LOVELIER THAN WHEN STUMBLING UP TO A LATE NIGHT DRIVE THRU AND STARTING AN ALTERCATION

16 x 16 inches

acrylic on wood panel

I HAVE HEARD MY PRAISES SUNG IN SCREAMS

24 x 36 inches

acrylic on canvas

I OFTEN FALL PREY TO THE POPULAR FALLACY KNOWN AS POSITIVE THINKING

10 x 8 inches

acrylic on wood panel

SOVEREIGNTY BESTOWED BY A SUBLIME AND ANCIENT PROCESS

48 x 36 inches

acrylic on wood panel

MIXING A SEANCE WITH CHARADES SEEMED LIKE A FUN IDEA BUT OH CHRIST WHAT HAVE WE DONE?

18 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

TRICKERY AND DARK MAGIC

20 x 18 inches

acrylic on wood panel

BENEATH MY SKETCHY AND STILTED NARRATIVE IS A LONGING FOR LONELINESS

48 x 36 inches

acrylic on canvas

WRITING NOVELS SOLELY FOR THE DEDICATION PAGE DRAMA

36 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY, THAT WE WOULD MAKE IT SOMEHOW, BUT IF SHE EXPECTED ME TO TAKE A SACK LUNCH TO WORK IT WAS OVER, GODDAMMIT

16 x 16 inches

acrylic on wood panel

PURIFYING ANGEL OF THE DECOMPOSING CARCASS

36 x 27 inches

acrylic on wood panel

CHASING THAT HALLUCINOGENIC HIGH UNIQUE TO EXPIRED MEXICAN INSECTICIDES

10 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

IT HAD SEEMED SUCH INNOCENT PLEASURE

9 x 12 inches

acrylic on wood panel

OH MY GOD DAMN

8 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

A SUDDEN POINT OF CONVERGENCE

36 x 48 inches

acrylic on wood panel

HAD I BUT HANDS TO PUT ABOUT YOUR THROAT

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on canvas

I ASSUMED BETTING ON UNDERGROUND AMISH BUGGY RACES WOULD BE HARMLESS ENOUGH, BUT I HIT A LOSING STREAK AND NOW I'M IN DEEP WITH THE CHINBEARDS

8 x 16 inches

acrylic on wood panel

WITNESS TO MELANCHOLY SPECTACLES IN THE LAND OF THE RISE OF MAN

30 x 30 inches

acrylic on wood panel

PROLONGING REVENGE THROUGH REINCARNATION

20 x 16 inches

acrylic on wood panel

DAKOTA HAS RECENTLY PROCLAIMED THAT SHE IS A REINCARNATED 15TH CENTURY SERIAL KILLER, SO I'M CANCELING ALL SCHEDULED PLAYDATES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

10 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THE DE-EXTINCTION MUSEUM OF BIOLOGICAL RESURRECTION

24 x 24 inches

acrylic on wood panel

MOM DRAGGING ME TO HER TOPLESS MAID APPOINTMENTS AFFORDED ME A FASCINATING GLIMPSE INTO THE WORLD OF MOPES AND SHITHEELS

20 x 20 inches

acrylic on canvas

AN UNEXPECTED AND EXTREMELY HEATED ARGUMENT WITH HER AMAZON ECHO REGARDING FLUSHABLE WET WIPES HAD LEFT HER SHAKEN AND UNNERVED

16 x 20 inches

acrylic on canvas

WHEN I WAS INVITED BACK TO HIS PLACE, I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR MORE THAN A TOUR OF HIS FOR-PROFIT FERRET HOSPICE

8 x 10 inches

acrylic on wood panel

THE BOY DETECTIVE WHO GAVE UP SOLVING NEIGHBORHOOD CASES TO SIT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN A CLOUD OF HIS OWN STINK

14 x 14 inches

acrylic on wood panel

STARTING TO RETHINK MY WELL-INTENTIONED EFFORT TO STRIKE UP A CULTURAL CONVERSATION WITH THE CAPS LOCK CROWD

30 x 30 inches

acrylic on canvas

THE EXHIBITION OF UNNATURAL INSTINCTS AMIDST THE DEATH THROES OF DEMOCRACY

36 x 48 inches

acrylic on wood panel

GRANDPA USED TO WHIP QUARTERS AT ME AND SCREAM "PULL THEM OUT OF YOUR EAR YOURSELF"

8 x 8 inches

acrylic on panel

EXISTENCE TASTES SWEETEST BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE ANVIL

16 x 20 inches

acrylic on wood panel

HERO WAS PERHAPS TOO STRONG A WORD, BUT I HAD BORNE THE BRUNT OF A DITCHWEED BLUNT

19 x 22 inches

acrylic on panel

JAYWALKER ON THE STREET, DIAGONAL SLEEPER IN THE SHEETS

16 x 20 inches

acrylic on wood panel

A FINANCIALLY UNSTABLE MESS, BUT AT THE LIQUOR STORE THEY CALL ME MA'AM

6 x 6 inches

acrylic on canvas

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